The first rule of Episode #57 is “You do not talk about Episode #57.”
The second rule of Episode #57 is “YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT EPISODE #57!!!”
Final rule is if you decide to watch a Hallmark movie around Christmas, make a drinking game out of it, give yourselves “elf names”, and record your commentary.
And if you’re thinking about releasing said commentary to the public, see Rules 1 and 2.